Are you scheduled to go out with a hot hookup this weekend? If you’re planning to have drinks with your new guy, I have the perfect, quickest way to tell if he’s the right man for you: Decipher what his drinks say about him! I asked both my best girl and guy bartender friends for all you ladies and they had some pretty hilarious revelations.
Here’s what my twenty-something bartender friends had to say about what goes in their minds when a dude orders some of the most common bar drinks, and the not so common.
Guinness
Girl Bartender: He’s a man with sophisticated taste. He likes his beer and the company he keeps.Guy Bartender: “I’m a man and I want everybody to know. Want to do a shot?”
Bud or Miller Light
Girl Bartender: I would say he’s pretty much tried and true, and probably laid back and loyal. He can hang out without making a big deal of it.Guy Bartender: “I’ll just take it easy tonight, see where this goes and I just might get lucky.”
Wine
Girl Bartender: He’s mostly likely a respectful dude, especially if you’re out with your potential hookup on the first date. I’d say stick with it. Unless he’s trying to impress you with his extensive knowledge about wines, in which case you may ask, why is he ordering wine in a bar?Guy bartender: “I have class AND I am cultured. Do you prefer the red with the rustic finish or the white with buttery notes? And you must wait for the song and dance routine I’m going to do when the waiter asks me to taste it.”
Vodka Tonic or Vodka Cran Mix
Girl Bartender: Anything that involves one kind of liquor and one mix is probably a sign that he’s easy, and no, I don’t mean that kind of easy. He’s most likely chill. Vodka is a pretty standard drink, so if he adds cranberry juice, he’s still probably a cool dude. But he’s either a) okay with the fact that he’s not a hardcore kind of guy; or b) is just not into hard drinks. Either way, both will probably work to your advantage.
Whiskey
Girl Bartender: This could mean one of two things: 1) He genuinely likes whiskey and is a “guy’s guy.” That’s cool. You have someone to help you kill bugs; or 2) He’s a douche who are into plastic women with fake boobs and a tan of an Oompa Loompa. Expect to have conversations that may make you go, “Wait, what?!”Guy Bartender: “*BURRRRRRP* Yeah, my frat brother referred me to this place.”
Some color percentage bars.
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You just ordered your fourth beer with your homies and sitting at your favorite stool in that local bar you’ve been hanging at for years. Things are popping; the party is getting more crowded, music is loud and going on – so are the girls, who are starting to party hard. You are on a mission to find a nice young lady – for a fun party, a jammin dance or some sexy flirtation in a dark corner? Regardless of your actual intentions, you need to the kinds of girls you can run into in a neighborhood bar. Well you might want to avoid for your better good!
